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My name is callie and I'm 19
bi pride whattup
college is very hard

feferi-captor:

get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.

please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.

(via suomii)

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

#literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x)

this is why you guys had the black plague.

(via pidgeonpeep)

tramampoline:

romankyaryday:

gyarados:

Why is the Pope always an old geezer they should elect a young guy that isn’t on the verge of croaking so they don’t gotta pick a new one so often

introducing the new YOUNG and HOT pope

what the catholic church truly needs is a stone-cold PILF

(via politedoge)

antidepressants and therapy were ok but what really helped my depression the most were my pets I love them so much

inbox:

please don’t say “we need to talk” because I will have a panic attack right in front of your eyes

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.


Tbh this is very good and everything but the reason they had to do this is probably all the MRAs who got offended when they asked for a happy meal and got asked “boy toy or girl toy” by some poor unknowing worker since the neckbeards flock to MLP.

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

Tbh this is very good and everything but the reason they had to do this is probably all the MRAs who got offended when they asked for a happy meal and got asked “boy toy or girl toy” by some poor unknowing worker since the neckbeards flock to MLP.

(Source: scarfetsu, via baconating)